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An Elvenar Caption Contest

DeletedUser20010

Guest
All the inhabitants of Elvenar celebrated with the erection of the Great Phallic Tower.
 
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Moho

Chef
Entry one

"Who's our leader, dad?"

"We've talked about this before, Gildor. We, elves, have no leader and make our choice via consensus only."

"I know, but the big thing over there just asked me to take it to our leader."
 

Yogi Dave

Well-Known Member
lol Moho, that did make it big. I also thought maybe expand the view to give a wider context for it. That may help more people find a caption. - or maybe it just isn't a pic that flies. We shall see.

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Sprite1313

Well-Known Member
This thing is like an elvenar rorschach test...

While my gutter mind initially went the same direction as Shae-Leigh :oops:, I'm going to going to force myself in a different direction ;)

Okay, so here is my entry:

<in a hushed voiceover> And here we see the elvenar blob cat doing it's impersonation of King Kong climbing the Empire State Building.
 

DeletedUser20010

Guest
This thing is like an elvenar rorschach test...

While my gutter mind initially went the same direction as Shae-Leigh :oops:, I'm going to going to force myself in a different direction ;)


LMAO - I said that to my fellowship! I posted my caption, and then they zoomed out, I said "they are going to think I am a perv!" oh well.
 

Yogi Dave

Well-Known Member
@Fantastic2676, sorry about that. Your comment after Moho made it bigger was good was fitting. For the spring equinox last year, someone started a thread about how all the big rocks looked phallic. It was a fun thread. I thought it looked like a bird. You Cannot Un See It.
 

crackie

Chef, Scroll-Keeper, Buddy's #1 Fan
YESSS!!! I want to thank Yogi Dave, the Academy, the Elvenar Foreign Press, my FSmates...*hears walk off music*...oh right, the next image! Sorry...

I'm going to take a page out of the @Fantastic2676 playbook and take it back down, all the way down to the good people's gutters. I originally made this for the January contest. I feel like this activity is a national pastime in my fellowship, but we don't want to monopolize all the in-game contemplation so sharing is caring.

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Yogi Dave

Well-Known Member
Umm, I understand all the nude statues, but this pink thing with the steps. Is that the stairway to heaven?
 

Deleted User - 849192770

Guest
amid the statues of naked people there was a statue of a very naked jellyfish.
 

DeletedUser20539

Guest
"Hey Peter, with all these naked statues, do you think we can sneak by and attack without being noticed?"
 

Sprite1313

Well-Known Member
Glarp, how many times do I have to tell you, we are supposed to be incognito. You cannot craft a lifelike sculpture of your mother!
 

Deleted User - 849192770

Guest
if naked decapitated people is art... Then SO AM I!
 

crackie

Chef, Scroll-Keeper, Buddy's #1 Fan
When looking to be the best, always go with what the competition is most lacking.
Normally, the judge would be deducting a point for hitting below the belt, but in this case, I approve. Your creative use of negative space was a masterful stroke over the stiff competition. Congrats, AtaguS! You have won the contemplation of the Level 19 Dust Manu. :D
 
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