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Moho
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DIALOGUE 1. WHAT'S IN A NAME?
ARCHIE: I always have trouble sleeping before an important battle.
HEADS: (snort)
ARCHIE: Are you asleep, Heads?
HEADS: Do you want to die, little human? How many times have I told you not to call me Heads?
ARCHIE: First of all, you always call me little human.
HEADS: What would you like me to call you, then? Little beast? Or pongo?
ARCHIE: How about Archie?
HEADS: Thanks but no thanks. I don't talk to people named Archie.
ARCHIE: What is that supposed to mean?
HEADS: It means Archie is the lamest name I've ever heard. I'm not going to waste my breath with grotesque denominations.
ARCHIE: I don't know what you're talking about.
HEADS: I'll call you Pongo, and that's that. But you'll have to call me Cerberus like everyone else.
ARCHIE: Cerberus? Is that even a real name?
HEADS: It's a popular name. Actually, it's more than popular - it's classic. What do they teach you in those academies of yours?
ARCHIE: We learn how to fight, of course. What else?
HEADS: Jesus Pongo, you're nothing but cannon fodder. Have you ever heard about the ancient Greeks?
ARCHIE: Not really. Were they great fighters or something?
HEADS: Of course they were great warriors. They conquered the famous city of Troy.
ARCHIE: Oh, now I remember. We watched the movie last year. Our sergeant-at-arms said there was a lot we could learn from it, but I fell asleep after five minutes.
HEADS: Okay, then. Please do me a favor and fall asleep now as well. We have an important battle tomorrow.
ARCHIE: But I always...
HEADS: (snort)
ARCHIE: Are you asleep, Heads?
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