I'm not sure if this fits in the comic strip category, but...
Frankie Goes to Elvenar
"Where are you headed, little boy?" barked one of the orcs.
"I want to conquer Elvenar," replied Frankie bravely.
"Go to school first," growled the other orc. "Come back when you're ripe."
Frankie jumped high in the air, ready to strike the orc with his sword.
The orc swung his club and knocked the boy out.
"Why humans would want to conquer Elvenar, I have no idea," muttered the orc.
"Let them try," hissed the other.