B.A.D
I let them take the first shots.....after I tell the kids to leave the blast zone. "Fireball!" "Stone Smash!" "Erupting Earth!" I watch as a giant fireball, a stone wall, and the earth around me explode. I can tell most people would be die from this attack, but me.....I don't die. After the dust cleared I stood in the same spot without a hair out of place. "Is that all?" I mocked. "How are you still standing?" The elf girl said in awe. "Stop it you're gonna make me blush." I said still mocking. She got an angry look and charged up a ball of white light. "Starball." was all she said before it shot towards me. I didn't move and let it hit me right in the chest. A bright pillar of white light shot up. I gritted my teeth and took advantage of light to move behind the elf at 25mph. "Boo." I said blandly behind her. The others quickly attacked me. A two swords in my stomach from the two other elves, one a guy the other a girl. "Paralyze!" yelled the human not healing the big guy on the ground. I freeze up for less then a second, but hold my pose. I get a hammer to the leg from one of the dwarves and an arrow to the face from the other. The elf girl I was taunting spun around quickly to see my battered form. She backed away and I held my pose. "I think we overdid it, Leana." said the human woman healing the brute. "Bella he got what was coming to him." said the elf girl I was taunting, now known as Leana. Leana looked at me with slight disgust, "I just can't believe my brother and Mark fell to him." Leana snorted. Mark woke up and groaned. "Careful Mark, your insides where half destroyed." Bella said to the man. "Where is Gerdan?" Mark said, "Me and him were fighting....." "Lordan and Cordan are fishing him out of the pond." Leana said, cutting him off. The two dwarves brought Gerdan out of the water and the elf was sputtering in rage, "I'm going to kill that man!" he yelled indignantly. "Shut up Gerdan." said the other female elves. She pulled her blade out of my, still acting frozen form. "Shilmer keep your sister in check." Gerdan said coldly. Shilmer sneered at him, "Kreta can do what she wants." Kreta went to wipe the blood off her blade. By now the crowd looks in shock seeing me wink at them. The kids get awed looks. "Why isn't there blood on my blade?" Kreta asked. The rest looked at her, "Excuse me?" Leana asked. I was behind the group, they were standing at the side of the hill facing the pond. "Well I don't bleed." I said turning to face them. They looked shocked. "Paralyze!" yelled the same man as before. "How bout......no" I say, not bothering to act like it worked. Their eyes widen. I pull out my machete. "I'm going to kill you guys......." I hold up a hand to stop them from talking, "I'm doing this not because you guys accused me of being a bad man, not because you guys tried to kill me, but because...." I got my angry face on, "YOU INTERRUPTED MY LAZY AFTERNOON!!!" I run at them at 30mph, yah I can run faster than my top speed when I get adrenaline pumping....I just don't like the wind ruin my hair. After thirty seconds of playing, there is only three people still left. "There is resurrection right?" I ask wiping the blood of the other six off my machete. "Y....Ye...Yes." stutters the healer girl. The only people in the group left are the healer, the leader elf girl, and her brother. "How much it cost to resurrect nine people?" I ask calmly. The look in their eyes was beautiful. "4,000 gold." the healer stuttered. I give her a smile, that must look extremely creepy considering I'm covered in blood. Note to self, don't try to run through other people. "What are you?" Gerdan asked with fear in his voice. "I pissed off person, what does it look like?" I answer mockingly. He charges up a fireball and fires it at me. but me moving at 30mph have already gotten behind him and sliced him in two. I use my momentum to slice his sister in half before she can react. The only person left is the healer, who looks terrified. "Ummm......you make slaughter seem like a bad thing." I say blandly losing all of my insane killer vibe. "Boss can I kill her too?" I yell loudly......what you think I don't have spatial awareness?