Elvenar Limerick Challenge

[Dreamyn2]

The forum can be so confusing
The threads the mods keep on moving
Are they still shown in Live?
Or are they archived?
I hope to see things improving!

 

[Taku Subway]

A lonely old man and me,
Were lost and all at sea;
A fellowship saw,
And opened their door:
The contented old man and me

 

[Dreamyn2]

No tourney secrets I’m here to tell ya
No Spire diamonds I hope to sell ya
But the elves have decreed
And the humans agreed
We all miss our beloved Helya

 

[EiLeNeva]

This is a good substitute... oh no...my ThumbsUp emoji got blocked (sniff sniff)

 

[Moho]

There was an old player from Kentucky
Who was more than happy-go-lucky
When he played the event
He paid to the last cent
Even though he was just a poor truckie.

 

[EiLeNeva]

Frogs at the Valorian Spa,
We're pampered and treated like Shahs,
'Til they coughed in the smoke,
And the flames made them croak,
Yes, the HotTub violated the Law.

 

[Moho]

There was a new player named Hollywoods
Who kept asking for gratis goods
When we told her to stop
She called us a flop
And claimed she was Barbara Alyn Woods.

 

[Moho]

I met an old gent in Dakar
Who was the best wordsmith by far
When I urged him to aim
To write about our game
He said he disliked Elvenar.