Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish

[DeletedUser2062]

Granted, but your superpower is excessively bad breath

I wish I didn't have insomnia

 

[DeletedUser1036]

Granted but now your as active as a 5 year old on pixie stick's and mountain dew that's been told she's going to Disney World and your driving all your neighbor's crazy.

I wish my scout would do his job in half the time with half the cost.

 

[DeletedUser1010]

A little late to post, but Granted but now your provinces only give half the relics and takes 2x as many finish provinces to unlock space for your city!
I wish I lived on a tropical island by a blue clean ocean, had amazing wifi there, and all the amenities I would have in a populated city, but me and the chosen few I chose are the only ones that live there(with any pets I want) oh and of course we'd live in a house of my choice! lol I am sure someone can find a loop hole to twist this wish lol

 

[DeletedUser1611]

Wish Granted! And congratulations as the island has just won the Guinness World Record for smallest island being that it is only 30 x 15 foot.

I wish for Donald Trumps hair to divorce Trump and get its own reality show.

 

[Maz Mellor]

Granted, but fast-forward a few years and now his hair is running for president—and a frightening number of people seem determined to vote for it.

I wish Britain hadn't voted to leave the European Union.

 

[DeletedUser1901]

Granted... however the only way this wish could be granted was to steal the Dr's Tardis, go back in time, and not allow the colonies to succeed from Britain in the first place. Due to the increased population strain, there is now a shortage of tea in all the land!

I wish I was a real Pixi...

 

[pegesusunicorn]

Granted!!!
Now.....I wish I was a real Elf.

 

[pegesusunicorn]

there was not corruption with that wish as I hope there will be no corruption with mine.....

 

[DeletedUser4195]

Granted, but you cannot make any more wishes from now on.
I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes...PEW PEW PEW

 

[pegesusunicorn]

Granted!!!! but they will only be rubber, so you will have to learn some fancy dance steps
I wish past mistakes could be forgiven to start over again

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, But you must be born again to start over again.

I wish that my cats would behave.

 

[pegesusunicorn]

Granted, but you need to become a cat and think like one to understand their world......
I wish life wasn't so confusing

 

[DeletedUser4218]

Granted: Now you understand everything and are so bored you don't care to live.

I wish I was 21 again and could understand women.

 

[Shellizzie]

Granted but you are now a woman

I wish I could have a unicorn as a pet

 

[DeletedUser4195]

Granted, but it's a fire-breathing unicorn and while playing with you it accidentally burns you to a crisp and you're a cinder.

I wish I could fly.

 

[DeletedUser1901]

Granted but you have been transformed into a 757

I wish I didn't have to work.

 

[DeletedUser3468]

Granted but it's because you lost your job, house, and everything else... (sorry)

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cheddar pretzels!

 

[Maz Mellor]

Granted, but your home is now so full of pretzels, there's no room in it for you.

I wish the trash and recycling would put itself out on the sidewalk.

 

[DeletedUser3468]

Granted, but the trash and recycling containers have become sentient, self propelled beings and rebel at having to hold trash and recycling and call a strike for better treatment.

I wish that the weather wasn't so wet!

 

[WolfSinger]

Granted - except after years of no rain - all of the vegetation has vanished and your neighborhood has become a dessert wasteland.

I wish I was a best selling Science Fiction / Fantasy writer.