Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish

[DeletedUser3468]

Granted, but then you become so famous that you can't go anywhere without being hounded by hoards of fans.

I wish I could actually get vegetables to grow in my garden and not just berry bushes!

 

[DeletedUser1901]

Granted but your yard becomes a jungle that you cannot escape from!

I wish I had an herb garden

 

[DeletedUser3468]

(That sounds like my berry patch! )

Granted, but then you find out that you are violently allergic to all of the herbs you've planted.
I wish that I could find the motivation to get back to my writing.

 

[WolfSinger]

Granted - but you find yourself locked in a room with only your laptop and NO access to Elvenar.

I wish I more time to work on my writing

 

[DeletedUser2191]

Granted but you get severe cramps and carpel tunnel from all that writing.

I wish to win a lottery full of Elvenar Diamonds.

 

[Maz Mellor]

Granted, but you find yourself locked in the internet-less writing cell with Sheianna, and all you can do is listen to her type.

I wish I didn't feel like I was getting a sore throat.

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted - but your throat and everything else is numb, and you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish that my business would be successful.

 

[DeletedUser4195]

Granted, but you're fired and lose your business because of a hostile takeover.
I wish i pooped diamonds.

 

[DeletedUser3468]

I wish i pooped diamonds.

Wait! Isn't that corrupting your own wish? I mean... ewwww... Oh well, OK...

Granted but they're so huge that you'll never be able to sit down again! And no one wants to touch them either!

I wish I could afford a house in the country.

 

[Maz Mellor]

Granted, but it burns to the ground a week after you move in, and your insurance policy hadn't kicked in yet.

I wish there was a skylight in my bedroom, right over the bed.

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but then a meteor slams through the skylight and kills you.

I wish that people would stop arguing over who is going to be president.

 

[DeletedUser3507]

ROFLMAO......

 

[DeletedUser3468]

(*Sigh* If only we could grant that one MoonlitRose!)

Granted, but they are now rioting over who actually won. (Please let this NOT be the case!)

I wish my hubby would quit insisting that I stop doing what I'm doing on my computer to look at a video on his computer!

 

[Maz Mellor]

Granted, but the only reason he's stopped bugging you about it is that he's figured out a way to control your browser remotely; he won't let you navigate away from the page with the video until you've watched it all the way through. Twice.

I wish I could find my jumbo-size microwavable heat-pack.

 

[DeletedUser4333]

Granted, but as you go to warm it, you lose power.

I wish that I could have slept longer this morning (my alarm went off at 4:30 am).

 

[DeletedUser4195]

Granted, but now you won't wake up until a handsome prince kisses you. Unfortunately, he's still a frog!
I wish my boyfriend didn't snore.

 

[DeletedUser4333]

Granted, but now he has insomnia, and still keeps you awake.

I wish my dog didn't shed.

 

[Maz Mellor]

Granted, but now you have to shear him/her like a sheep.

I wish I had an android houseboy I could send out for takeout and a new jumbo-size microwavable heat pack.

 

[DeletedUser4333]

Granted. However, after eating all your food, he blew a circuit, and forgot to buy your heat pack.

I wish I could go on vacation.

 

[DeletedUser3468]

Slight diversion first:

Granted, but the only reason he's stopped bugging you about it is that he's figured out a way to control your browser remotely; he won't let you navigate away from the page with the video until you've watched it all the way through. Twice.

Too funny!!! Now back to the corrupting of wishes...

Granted but the only place you could go is somewhere there is absolutely nothing interesting to do and the only accommodations are in a run down, bedbug riddled motel with a broken TV and lumpy mattresses.

I wish that we could go to Michigan's Upper Peninsula next summer.