Funny stuff out of fellowship chats

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Time is up to collect funny, interesting or even mysterious quotes out of the fellowship chats.

Here we go with the first one, from a new fellow who had just joined one of my highly spire active fellowships yesterday:

"I have never had so many additional chests on the first floor as in your spire, 6 additional chests in the first third today, to a maximum of 4 to 5 in the last six months in the whole spire."

 

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Second one is out of TimeMachine's "Lost and Found Department".

fellow: Hmmm, I see that someone has polished my Phantom Bear. I was not aware I have a bear phantom.
In fact I can't seem to find it in all the wiggling structures of my city.
Are Phantom bears invisible? Even if I had one, I would question the wisdom of polishing a bear.
Maybe with a feather duster, but nothing more abrasive. Nothing worse than a scratchy bear.

me: Hello (acountname removed), I will visit your city now - in order to find your phantom bear.
You can trust me, I was doing stuff like this back in the days as a supporter on (country removed).

...10 minutes later...

me: I've found it - The phantom bear is at the lower right corner of your city to it's right are those 2 Barrel Cranes. The phantom bear seems to be almost invisble but its outlines are shimmering in that elvarian magic blue colour.

fellow: Oh, hold on...He's not an egg shaped thing? "E's a stiff! Bereft of life, E' rests in peace." To channel Monty Pythons.
A real ectoplasm bear. I see him now. Perhaps I should move him closer to the ectoplasm ferret. Thanks.

 

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Third one is out of my FA-specialists fellowship, I would title this dialogue "Happy Spire Climbing".

me: "First! Blueprint grabbed!"

...1 minute later...

mage 1: "Second"

...5 minutes later...

archmage: "Well at least bronze for me ;-) Third. 100 diamonds, 2 Dwarven Armorers and a few hundred thousand moonstone from Glido"

mage 2: "Can be swapped, I have a few hundred thousand platinum"

archmage: "Yes of course ;-)"

...2 minutes later

mage 2: "Fourth "

Ambassador: "I have the Glido on 10, I think he's cute in purple fur "

 

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The fourth one is from one of my two easy playing fellowships - I would like to title it with "Daily Quests"

07:38 p.m. mage:"I'm happy when I get the daily task done "

07:41 p.m. me: "It's going to be tight for me here today - maybe I can manage it later."

07:42 p.m. mage: "The thing with that heap of mana just worked with the builder's hut... phew :-DDD"

02:11 a.m. me: "Damn too late, new daily quests again. "

 

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Of course everybody is invited to add stuff from their chats here too.

But please keep in mind to not post accountnames without having a permission from the accountowner to do so.

 

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The "Good Night-Chat"

mage: "The true age is felt, not counted?"

fellow one: "Phew then I'm even older than I already am

fellow two: "That's why I am still 26 and this again and again."

fellow one: "And you can't say anything against that "

mage: "Otherwise you get pink rompers with bright green dots?"

fellow one: "Yes, there are pink hearts in the bright green dots "

fellow two: "I think I have to sew one of these things it would definitely be cute."

...15 minutes later...

mage: "Wow, I'm totally imagining things^^"

fellow one: "What things?"

mage: "Because of possible pajama outfits, created by (accountname removed)"

archmage: "By the end of the tournament it'll be torn and covered in blood anyway!"

 

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"The tournament in a fellowship of casual players"

me: "Wow! I've won 597K mana in last tournament with the help of Enar's Embassy."

mage: "Too bad, unfortunately no blueprint again."

me: "Yep, unfortunately not, maybe we can do one again this week? In any case, I'm going to expand my timewarp first."

co-archmage: "At the end of the current chapter I will also unlock the timewarp. This allows me to get a few more points.
But there's still a long way to go until then!
The last participation of the fellows was actually good! But only 17 out of 24 were there! We often fail just at the tenth chest."

ambassador: "I wasn't there for 4 days, I hope I can use more in the next tournament."

new fellow: I'll be joining this week!"

co-archmage: "It's not a problem that 2 - 3 of the people aren't there! That's how it should be!"

fellow: "I play in other worlds too, but I have to say that I now enjoy playing here the most because this community is very active in every way. I hope that no one slips into the slime trail."

me: Good evening club! Thank you (accountname removed), reading something like that always puts a smile on my face.

 

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"On the edge of the world"

archmage: "Hey there, is everything okay?"

mage 1: "Obviously"

mage 2: "No, the market here is torture!"

mage 1: "That's true but in the west of my city the big nothing comes to me :-/"

mage 2: "So there is still a lot going on here, if these are not all corpses"

mage 1: "Well hopefully we will be moved soon "

 

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"fellowship progress"

me:"Player 1, your Hero Forge is already full, I'm putting the KPs in your Abyss."

me: "Player 2, your needles are ready! "

Player 2: "Thanks "

mage: "Guys please don't react to my trades, I'm on a robbery spree again."

Player 1: "It's really a great community and cooperation here...it's fun to play when everyone helps each other...just a big compliment and thank you to everyone."

archmage: "Player 1, thank you for the praise, that's the only way to make progress."