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EnchantedEnder

EnchantedEnder

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Riddle me this:

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
 

DeletedUser20396

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why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?
 
EnchantedEnder

EnchantedEnder

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Saphirra - Didn't you have a riddle about playing hide & seek with a mountain? I can't find it now but does the answer have something to do with a play on "peak" (since it sounds like peek)?
 

DeletedUser20396

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You can't play hide and seek with a mountain because it's always peaking. :)
 

DeletedUser20396

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What did the pig say to the horse? Hey fellow, why the long face?


Why did the cow cross the street? to get away from the farmer?
 

DeletedUser20396

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Hahaha.
Here's an old time and most likely you know it
Why did the rooster cross the road?
 
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