Jokes phorthefunofit.

[EnchantedEnder]

To prove he wasn't chicken?
Or maybe he wanted to cock-a-doodle do something?

 

[DeletedUser20396]

To prove he wasn't chicken?

Correct! if you add an a in between wasn't and chicken.

 

[DeletedUser20396]

What can you punch and kick and it'll still come back?

 

[EnchantedEnder]

water? or maybe your shadow? or dough?

 

[DeletedUser20396]

a boxer's punching bag.

 

[DeletedUser20396]

The last one I made up, although there is a good chance I'd heard it somewhere, so I'll make a real one.

Two trains come through a tunnel at the same time on the same track, but never crash, how?

 

[DeletedUser20709]

They are on different tracks(?)

 

[DeletedUser20396]

same track. I guess I forgot to add that. I will now, thanks.

 

[EnchantedEnder]

Two trains come through a tunnel at the same time on the same track, but never crash, how?

Hmmm, you said the trains came through the tunnel at the same time but you didn't say it was on the same day so did they come through on different days? Or did you mean one came through in the "am" & one train came through in the "pm"?

 

[DeletedUser20396]

Or did you mean one came through in the "am" & one train came through in the "pm"

this is the answer. I guess my memory is failing to not have mentioned the same day. thanks.

 

[DeletedUser20396]

What do you call a castrated rooster?

 

[EnchantedEnder]

What do you call a castrated rooster?

That's called a capon. In quite a number of countries, roosters are castrated since apparently the birds grow larger in size & some say the flesh is superior. It's a practice that's been around for centuries. Not sure that this is a joke, not sure if the roosters are cackling about it

 

[EnchantedEnder]

Riddle me this:

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?

 

[DeletedUser20396]

#1 spider webs?
#2 Dust?

That's called a capon. In quite a number of countries, roosters are castrated since apparently the birds grow larger in size & some say the flesh is superior. It's a practice that's been around for centuries. Not sure that this is a joke, not sure if the roosters are cackling about it

I was actually thinking a hen.

 

[Sir Squirrel]

Riddle me this:

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?

The answer is the letter r, I believe!

 

[Sir Squirrel]

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

 

[EnchantedEnder]

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

A penny

 

[EnchantedEnder]

The answer is the letter r, I believe!

You are exactly right !

 

[Sir Squirrel]

A penny Is the correct answer. you are very good at riddles EnchantedEnder!
I have a very hard one I found, but it is a really good one.
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?

Spoiler

The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I. Cool, huh?

 

[DeletedUser20396]

@Sir Squirrel, this one's been done.

Riddle me this:

What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?