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Sir Squirrel

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Oh sorry I missed that one, I thought I read them all and didn't see it.
ok what about this one:
Tall I am young, Short I am old, While with life I glow, Wind is my foe. What am I?
 
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DeletedUser20396

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Why did the man who drank poison not die?
This is kinda a silly one. :)
 

DeletedUser20396

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Cause he drank it in the living room. Sorry, I've been really busy and haven't been on in two days. Or just yesterday morn, I don't know. :)
 

DeletedUser20396

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what did one plate say to the other?
lunch is on me!
 

DeletedUser20396

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So this duck walks into a bar and ask, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender said, "No, we ain't got any grapes." So the duck walks out.
The next day he walked into the bar and asked the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender replied, "No we ain't got any grapes, and if you ask me that again I'll nail your bill to the floor."
So the duck walks out
The next day he walked in and asked, "Got any nails?"
Bartender said, "no," duck said, "got any grapes?
 

DeletedUser19483

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Saphirra the magnificent said:
So this duck walks into a bar and ask, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender said, "No, we ain't got any grapes." So the duck walks out.
The next day he walked into the bar and asked the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender replied, "No we ain't got any grapes, and if you ask me that again I'll nail your bill to the floor."
So the duck walks out
The next day he walked in and asked, "Got any nails?"
Bartender said, "no," duck said, "got any grapes?
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That duck is a smart(looks around for moderators) duck.

here is my riddle
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
 
SoggyShorts

SoggyShorts

Mathematician par Excellence
NormalMoon said:
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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A coffin!

Here's an original by SoggyShorts:
Which of Shakespeare's characters would know the perfect number of prostitutes to hire for a party?
 

DeletedUser19483

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SoggyShorts said:
A coffin!

Here's an original by SoggyShorts:
Which of Shakespeare's characters would know the perfect number of prostitutes to hire for a party?
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First you're correct second this sounds like the beginning of a, "why am I in prison" joke;)
 
SoggyShorts

SoggyShorts

Mathematician par Excellence
Here's an original by SoggyShorts:
Which of Shakespeare's characters would know the perfect number of prostitutes to hire for a party?
It's a play on the character's name- if you heard it instead of reading it you'd know for sure
The character is from "Hamlet"
The answer is below, don't scroll until you give up!









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