crackie
Chef, Scroll-Keeper, Buddy's #1 Fan
I realized after posting it that it would have made more sense to onlookers had it been posted in the other “Sir Squirrel Can You Please Help Me” thread, where the chandelier was referenced. However, in my head, @SoggyShorts is upstairs calling Ralph on the porcelain phone, hence a drunk @muffy. has his colander, and that would only make sense in this thread. Always the reliable one, @Sir Squirrel, has arrived at the scene to rescue another damsel in distress (which would also make more sense in the other thread, given thread title). What happens next, I know not. Does he use his squirrel powers to climb up there and cut the chandelier down with his sword? At least that is my interpretation of what’s going on here. I will leave the rest to the reader’s imagination. Feel free to write your ending or caption of what’s going on below.
p.s. After a weekend of being snowed in, there was a lot of TV binge watching happening. Amongst the material consumed during that time was the profound cinematic drama piece Godzilla vs. Kong. I thought…they didn’t give Godzilla tiny T-Rex hands. These monster fight scenes would be significantly less awesome if he could only swing his tail and breathe blue rays out of his mouth because he can’t reach anything with tiny T-Rex hands. Then that led to the other plaguing question that has sat with me for awhile—how does @muffy. hold jagerbombs with tiny T-Rex hands while hanging from a chandelier? Well she def can’t hold a jagerbomb AND a bottle of Jagermeister with T-Rex hands!
I apologize to humanity for not being curious enough to ponder real problems and ask the big questions like “how to end global hunger” in my spare time.
p.s. After a weekend of being snowed in, there was a lot of TV binge watching happening. Amongst the material consumed during that time was the profound cinematic drama piece Godzilla vs. Kong. I thought…they didn’t give Godzilla tiny T-Rex hands. These monster fight scenes would be significantly less awesome if he could only swing his tail and breathe blue rays out of his mouth because he can’t reach anything with tiny T-Rex hands. Then that led to the other plaguing question that has sat with me for awhile—how does @muffy. hold jagerbombs with tiny T-Rex hands while hanging from a chandelier? Well she def can’t hold a jagerbomb AND a bottle of Jagermeister with T-Rex hands!
I apologize to humanity for not being curious enough to ponder real problems and ask the big questions like “how to end global hunger” in my spare time.
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