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[Sprite1313]

 

[crackie]

All snacks are commandeered by me and are out on the porch while the banshee does her thing

It's important to prioritize. In case of impending (spicy) disaster, save the snacks! Well, at least we know why there's a perpetual Pet Food shortage...

.......ohhhhhh helya **whistles** .............hmmmm you think the banshees got her ????

I get the feeling she's rooting for the Banshee. It's like we're at a forum retreat doing team building exercises, except it's gone horribly wrong. Maybe we should have stuck with trust fall exercises....

 

[MaidenFair]

Maybe we should have stuck with trust fall exercises....

I think that's what Muffy was trying to do but no one would come stand under the chandelier to catch her! *sneaks back out to the porch quietly to help Helya guard the snacks*

 

[helya]

I think that's what Muffy was trying to do but no one would come stand under the chandelier to catch her! *sneaks back out to the porch quietly to help Helya guard the snacks*

I appreciate the help, although "guard" is a strong word for eating them all.

It's important to prioritize. In case of impending (spicy) disaster, save the snacks! Well, at least we know why there's a perpetual Pet Food shortage...

I get the feeling she's rooting for the Banshee. It's like we're at a forum retreat doing team building exercises, except it's gone horribly wrong. Maybe we should have stuck with trust fall exercises....

No comment

 

[crackie]

I appreciate the help, although "guard" is a strong word for eating them all.

It's subtle, but sometime between Episode 4 and Episode 5, you've finished half of your giant ice cream cone.

 

[crackie]

*sneaks back out to the porch quietly to help Helya guard the snacks*

I hate to tell you this, but...TOO LATE! The original cast of characters got roped in because they replied to muffy's magical threads trying to help her sort out her signature. So if you dip your toes into this thread, your avatar/signature is free game to end up in the disaster flick.

 

[samidodamage]

I'm gonna need some help getting to those 'snacks'! That colander on the one's head was helpful, but my Fire Chicken is looking drained. Snuck back into the kitchen to look for food just to find out the Queen of the Banshees has it. And she has help guarding it...to keep it away from my bird!

 

[crackie]

Episode 7:
One of my lampions got ensnared in the chandelier and caused Ihrlaen to have a crash landing. Oops...I told you guys 26 Winter Lampions in one chapter alone is just too much lampions to handle! Ashen Phoenix down! I repeat...the Ashen Phoenix is down! Well, there goes our air support. Even worse, Myne's cat got away and immediately began the hunt on the downed bird it spotted. Run, Ihrlaen! Run! But can she escape the cat with my rope still tied to one leg? With a cat on the loose, normally Sir Squirrel would be in trouble too, but he jumped onto the chandelier with his quick reflexes so is safe...for now. He's going to go help out a deflated Soggy while he's up there. Also, it turned out samidodamage had not been wielding a sword this whole time, but that long slender thing had in fact been a gigantic chili pepper she found in the kitchen. Oh wait, that's Sprite1313! I guess they're working together, but what are they up to?

 

[muffy.]

And all this time I thought the caterer was up in the Spire ........sigh

Ummmmm excuse me .......helya ?? ....ya got any bombs out there on the porch ....bombs like a ...**clears throat ** Jagerbombs ??? Ya see I was thinkin , beins I'm stuck up here on the chandelier and my glasses are out of whack....if you'd be so kind and fetch me a jager ....I could drink it down...stick a towel in it...light it on fire and take out those banshees once and for all !!!!!
What do ya say girl ??

 

[samidodamage]

>>>>sami desperately searching for a Jagerbomb, a towel and a match<<<<<<[sounds like the beginning of a bad joke!]

Since I can't feed my fire chicken, I'll take muffy's fire bomb. I need all the help I can get!!

 

[Myne]

And all this time I thought the caterer was up in the Spire ........sigh

Ummmmm excuse me .......helya ?? ....ya got any bombs out there on the porch ....bombs like a ...**clears throat ** Jagerbombs ??? Ya see I was thinkin , beins I'm stuck up here on the chandelier and my glasses are out of whack....if you'd be so kind and fetch me a jager ....I could drink it down...stick a towel in it...light it on fire and take out those banshees once and for all !!!!!
What do ya say girl ??

I don't think she is gonna go for that. Those Banshees live upstairs remember?

 

[Myne]

Here Kitty Kitty! Sorry yall I forgot to button the pocket.

 

[Ihrlaen]

One of my lampions got ensnared in the chandelier and caused Ihrlaen to have a crash landing. Oops...I told you guys 26 Winter Lampions in one chapter alone is just too much lampions to handle! Ashen Phoenix down! I repeat...the Ashen Phoenix is down! Well, there goes our air support. Even worse, Myne's cat got away and immediately began the hunt on the downed bird it spotted. Run, Ihrlaen! Run! But can she escape the cat with my rope still tied to one leg?

You might be surprised how fast a (Mideel) white choc... I mean Ashen Phoenix can run when properly motivated! With cat in hot pursuit, I race round and round the banshee, with lampions now decorating it like a Christmas tree... until I run out of lampion string. Wark! <<insert suspenseful music here>>

 

[crackie]

Urk! <<insert suspenseful music here>>

This reminds me of the shenanigans during the Ashen Phoenix event where I convinced half the FS to change their avatars to the Ashen Phoenix and then we would only squawk and make bird noises in chat all day.

 

[Ihrlaen]

Wark Wark WARK!!

 

[helya]

.helya ?? ....ya got any bombs out there on the porch ....bombs like a ...**clears throat ** Jagerbombs ??? Ya see I was thinkin , beins I'm stuck up here on the chandelier and my glasses are out of whack....if you'd be so kind and fetch me a jager ....I could drink it down...stick a towel in it...light it on fire and take out those banshees once and for all !!!!!

I'm not sure that would work well with my "queen of the banshees" title

 

[Myne]

Kitty Kitty! Heeeeerrrrrrrreee Kitty Kitty!!
Oh Lord that cat is gonna be traumatized. Who knew banshees had the presence of mind to go for the tail for swinging?
I may have to find another snack yall.

 

[crackie]

I'm not sure that would work well with my "queen of the banshees" title

I want to say, “BOSS LEVEL UNLOCKED!”, but it doesn’t look like we’ve even beat level 1 yet. For that matter, so far the only ones we’ve managed to defeat seems to be ourselves.

 

[muffy.]

Never fear young Padawans.......whether I'm green and swingin~ I got ya'll covered !!!!!
BRING ON THE BANSHEES !!!!!!! RUN FOR COVER HELYA. !!!!!

 

[crackie]

Never fear young Padawans.......whether I'm green and swingin~ I got ya'll covered !!!!!
BRING ON THE BANSHEES !!!!!!! RUN FOR COVER HELYA. !!!!!

Mmmm...I don't know if I feel that assured. Your confidence level is much higher than mine, I admit. I feel like (a) you'd stop to take swigs of those grenades in the middle of a fight, and (b) can you even see who you're shooting at without your glasses? How many lights am I holding up between the two trees?