Emily198097
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Our AM isn't very smart. He keeps ferrets in his pants and sometimes thinks they are meerkats. That being said, I am exceedingly happy being in USMC.
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Emily198097
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We apparently are also selling a couch and will have an ice cream and beer party soon! Bring your pets. Our petting zoo is back open!
Emily198097
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We don't believe in getting jabbed. Our meerkats and ferrets are all vaxed though...but just for horsepox.
Emily198097
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The first couch has sold. We do have one other that is available but it is missing a cushion or two. $1000 or best offer. Please also be advised that this image is nearly 12 years old and we promise you that the couch is NOT any prettier. Our guild meeting room IS, however, dirtier because of the petting zoo. SarahTheWitch is working on cleaning it up though.
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Emily198097
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I posted the wrong couch earlier. Here is the current couch for sale
Emily198097
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If I can convince our AM to get rid of his socks we may have some socks for sale but you HAVE to get into our FA before the beer and ice cream party starts.
Here is one example of his socks...just to wet your appetite.
Here is one example of his socks...just to wet your appetite.
Emily198097
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Thanks! We appreciate that. Today we are going through the clubhouse to see if there is anything else we need to get rid of before we collect all the badgers for the FA!
Emily198097
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That is totally fine! I will warn you that our AM likes to find out about other guilds and then add funny things in our description about them!
Felix Bellator
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The USMC Fellowship has finally perfected its death ray and work continues on our Doomsday Device. We pledge they will not be used for evil.
(LEGAL DISCLAIMER)
Our lawyers want us to clarify that evil is a subjective term open for interruption by an individual. Our definition of evil may not align with yours. We reserve the right in any and all disputes of our actions to be defined by our strictly held beliefs of what is evil regardless of what common sense or decency may dictate.
(LEGAL DISCLAIMER)
Our lawyers want us to clarify that evil is a subjective term open for interruption by an individual. Our definition of evil may not align with yours. We reserve the right in any and all disputes of our actions to be defined by our strictly held beliefs of what is evil regardless of what common sense or decency may dictate.
Emily198097
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The party has started! Meet us at Felix's blue honda civic TODAY so you can be a part of your beer and ice cream party during the upcoming FA!
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Emily198097
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Felix, I thought we weren't supposed to discuss the death ray until AFTER we are IN the whirlpool!
Emily198097
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Please RSVP ASAP so we know to get your ice cream melting and to warm up your beer. Send elvenar message to Felix Bellator to request admission and to pay the admission fee.
Felix Bellator
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I was so excited I had to say something....possibly try it out......it might be best to avoid Sheboygan Wisconsin for the foreseeable future as well.
Emily198097
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I have been avoiding Wisconsin for YEARS!
Emily198097
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The hot ice cream and warm beer are flowing here at Felix's Honda Civic! Stop by and join the party!
Oh, the couches have BOTH sold to Carnegie Mellon's biohazard research department. We have NOT told them about the completion of our death ray yet. Please keep that under your hats.
Oh, the couches have BOTH sold to Carnegie Mellon's biohazard research department. We have NOT told them about the completion of our death ray yet. Please keep that under your hats.
Emily198097
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Felix has put his foot down and is refusing to sell his socks. That is the bad news. The good news is that the couches have gone to a new home and will be researched for potential biohazard material.