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    Your Elvenar Team

Yes Or No

DeletedUser61

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Have you skinny dipped in the last 3 years?
No, but it reminds me of a story.

It seems that the gents at the Senior Center were playing Checkers, rather than playing attention to the ladies, so they decided to streak the rec room.

"What was that???" "I don't know, but it needed ironing."

Do you like to sing?
I recommend women. You can drink and sing when you're old.

Have you ever gotten water in your eye from a drinking fountain?
 

DeletedUser2396

Guest
Yes

Katwijk do you have a Spell-Checker?
It seems that the gents at the Senior Center were playing Checkers, rather than playing attention to the ladies, so they decided to streak the rec room.
"paying"
Should i use a Blow Dryer to dry the water out of my eye?
 

DeletedUser4699

Guest
Yes.

Katwijk do you have a Spell-Checker?
It seems that the gents at the Senior Center were playing Checkers, rather than playing attention to the ladies, so they decided to streak the rec room.
"paying"

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Do you like the smell of freshly baked bread?
 

DeletedUser61

Guest
n the other hand it is not allowed to make uninvited remarks about typos, writing styles, etc
Yes, but Donuts, just out of the Deep Fryer, smell much better. The bakery was the last stop on my paper route.
"From Cambridge University .
O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!"
Can you raed taht? Were you spurised by how esaily you raed it?
 

DeletedUser2396

Guest
Yez mi canna raed diz eazile
iffin thire wezze lekiie buzzun mie voulde clickie -
Mie thinks mie is being Stalked iz thiz zo?
 

DeletedUser4572

Guest
yep, just look over your shoulder once in a while.
have you ever been shot?
 

DeletedUser3880

Guest
Yes..thank goodness I have a kid to bring so I don't look too silly

Do you think American football is better than "rest of the world" futbol?
 

DeletedUser2396

Guest
No - American Football is for over-paid Doctors and Specialists in the Medical field to just get richer an richer off the over-paid bums who play the game cause they don't want a real job

Is the rest of the world's futbol players the same as the American Football players just over-paid bums not wanting a real job either?
 
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