DeletedUser20396
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ROFL!!!
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Your Elvenar Team
DeletedUser20396
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How do you fix a monkey?
EnchantedEnder
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With a "monkey wrench"?
DeletedUser20396
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Correct! That one and the Shiver Me Timbers one we got from a friend.
That one and the Shiver Me Timbers one we got from a friend.
EnchantedEnder
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You might know this one.
Riddle me this:
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
Riddle me this:
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
DeletedUser20396
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and mean the same thing?
EnchantedEnder
Member
DeletedUser20396
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sees?
EnchantedEnder
Member
Sorry, "sees" doesn't quite work since the "e's" would be upside down. The answer is "NOON".
DeletedUser20396
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High Noon. Every Joke or Riddle you give I get wrong. My brother was always better at it than me. Where did you get all these jokes?
Where did you get all these jokes?DeletedUser20396
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here's another hobbit one for you.
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
DeletedUser20396
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I've got to go again, it was nice talking to you. and Joking with you.
EnchantedEnder
Member
Don't feel badly !!
Darkness (I've read the Hobbit, a couple of times )
here's another hobbit one for you.
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Darkness (I've read the Hobbit, a couple of times
)DeletedUser20396
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I just had to go and do some clean up and school. I love J.R.R Tolkien's writings. The Lord of the Rings, and the Hobbit. I also have A Look Behind the Lord of the Rings.
I was looking at a joke book I own, and thought these would be funny to put on here. They aren't Q&A, but there funny.
"What comes before six?" asked the kindergarten teacher.
"The milkman!" replied Debbie.
Mike: "That's fellow's the laziest man I've ever seen. He's been sitting there for 2 hours doing nothing."
Ed: "How do you know?"
Mike: "I've been sitting here watching him."
Teacher: "Tell me three words most commonly used by students."
Student: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Correct."
Sarah: The last time I sang, my voice fell on a thousand ears."
Dora: "Where were you singing?"
Sarah: "In a cornfield."
I love J.R.R Tolkien's writings. The Lord of the Rings, and the Hobbit. I also have A Look Behind the Lord of the Rings.I was looking at a joke book I own, and thought these would be funny to put on here. They aren't Q&A, but there funny.
"What comes before six?" asked the kindergarten teacher.
"The milkman!" replied Debbie.
Mike: "That's fellow's the laziest man I've ever seen. He's been sitting there for 2 hours doing nothing."
Ed: "How do you know?"
Mike: "I've been sitting here watching him."
Teacher: "Tell me three words most commonly used by students."
Student: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Correct."
Sarah: The last time I sang, my voice fell on a thousand ears."
Dora: "Where were you singing?"
Sarah: "In a cornfield."
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DeletedUser20396
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What did the glue say to the key?
EnchantedEnder
Member
Lol! I liked your jokes! Particularly the one about the cornfield. I'll have to use that one idk? What did the glue say to the key? I can't puzzle that one out
Is the answer to "What did the glue say to the key?", "I'm stuck on you"?
idk? What did the glue say to the key? I can't puzzle that one out Is the answer to "What did the glue say to the key?", "I'm stuck on you"?
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DeletedUser20396
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DeletedUser20396
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I guess we need a new joke.
What did the rock say to the ruler? and vis versa?
What did the rock say to the ruler? and vis versa?
EnchantedEnder
Member
The Rock says to the Ruler, "You rule" and the Ruler says to the Rock, "You rock".
idk = I don't know (it's shorthand often used in text messages, etc.)
DeletedUser20396
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How does it fit in context up there?
I'll have to use that one