DeletedUser20396
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what are 2 things that go up, but never come down?
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Your Elvenar Team
DeletedUser20396
Guest
I've got to go, but it was very nice swapping jokes and riddles with you. And chatting on the side. But I won't leave you without the answer, so Here it is.Your age, and a Helium balloon.
DeletedUser19723
Guest
Bookkeeper is right. I'm not sure about sweettoothed. I think that is two words.
EnchantedEnder
Member
Riddle me this:
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
EnchantedEnder
Member
Thanks for the answer
Thx! I think "sweet-toothed" is hyphenated so it was a bit of a stretch
DeletedUser19723
Guest
Wild guess - - She takes a photo of him, develops it, and hangs it to dry?
DeletedUser19723
Guest
Answer this one - - Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
EnchantedEnder
Member
EnchantedEnder
Member
Ahh, meat? (He works in a butcher shop)
DeletedUser19723
Guest
Absolutely!
DeletedUser
Guest
Just doing this to do it.
Why did the robot cross the road?
He was carbon-bonded to the chicken.
Why did the robot cross the road?
He was carbon-bonded to the chicken.
DeletedUser20396
Guest
Here's another joke.
A rooster laid an egg on top of a roof that had an acute angle roof. Which way did the egg roll?
A rooster laid an egg on top of a roof that had an acute angle roof. Which way did the egg roll?
Pheryll
Set Designer
Roosters do not lay eggs.
A plane crashed on the Canada, U.S. border. There was a significant fire from the crash that burnt down forested areas on both side of the border. So many bodies were burnt that it was impossible to identify them by means of their identification cards. Where did they bury the survivors?
A plane crashed on the Canada, U.S. border. There was a significant fire from the crash that burnt down forested areas on both side of the border. So many bodies were burnt that it was impossible to identify them by means of their identification cards. Where did they bury the survivors?
EnchantedEnder
Member
Hopefully, they will not bury the survivors since they are still alive.
Riddle me this:
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
Riddle me this:
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
shimmerfly
Well-Known Member
David!
I'm not very good at jokes but these are fun to read.
LIKE!
I'm not very good at jokes but these are fun to read.
LIKE!
EnchantedEnder
Member
That's correct Shimmerfly! David it is.
Riddle me this:
I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?
Riddle me this:
I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?
DeletedUser20396
Guest
I fly without wings, I cry without eyes, what am I?
#1 soul?
#2 spirit?
#3 the wind?
#1 soul?
#2 spirit?
#3 the wind?
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EnchantedEnder
Member
Hint:
Give it one more try with this hint (flies without wings & "cries" without eyes).
. You are getting warm
Give it one more try with this hint (flies without wings & "cries" without eyes).DeletedUser20396
Guest
Gossip?
A voice on the wind?
A voice on the wind?
EnchantedEnder
Member
Lol! It's actually "Clouds". Answer to I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I? Great effort though