Jokes phorthefunofit.

[DeletedUser19483]

Hehehe yep. Did you need both hints?
I came up with that riddle about 20 years ago and no one ever got it without a hint

I only needed the second hint
I said that name like twenty times before I said it correctly

 

[DeletedUser19483]

I have cities but no houses, I have forests but no trees, I have rivers but no fish what am I?

Spoiler: Here's a clue

stop focusing on the fact there is no trees, rivers, or houses

 

[DeletedUser20396]

I give up. What? Is it a mountain? Or a ant hill?

 

[DeletedUser19483]

Do the rest of ye yield or shall this continue?

 

[shimmerfly]

Bee hive?

 

[Vergazi]

map - that's an oldie

 

[DeletedUser19483]

map - that's an oldie

ooo a killing blow my friend.(yes your correct it's a map)
I'll try harder to stump ya next time(runs away laughing like a loon)

 

[DeletedUser20396]

I had never heard that one.

 

[DeletedUser19483]

umm...here's a easy one to chew on while I find a harder one

The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?

 

[DeletedUser20396]

FootSteps?

Here is another one.
What is something of yours that other people use more than you?

 

[Vergazi]

my name

There are two sisters. One gives birth to the other, she in turn gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?

 

[DeletedUser20396]

Mother and daughter?

 

[SoggyShorts]

There are two sisters. One gives birth to the other, she in turn gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?

Night and Day? Luna and Sol?

 

[Vergazi]

Night and Day? Luna and Sol?

yuppers

 

[DeletedUser19483]

ok hopefully the moderators won't kill me for this(starts praying)
Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

 

[Vergazi]

your nose? roflmao..ok, ok...your wedding ring?

 

[DeletedUser19483]

your nose? roflmao..ok, ok...your wedding ring?

yah yah you win(dark brooding) I'll get you next time my pretty and your little kitty too(runs off laughing again)

 

[DeletedUser19483]

ok Vergazi my foe(anime yell) take this!!!

There was a plane crash in which every single person was killed. Yet there were 12 survivors. How?

 

[Sir Squirrel]

The 12 survivors were married or at least not single?

 

[Vergazi]

what a smart squirrel you are! =D I think i heard that years ago but the answer eluded my tired brainmeats