CrusaderMichael
Active Member
So I was eating a crab and thought... "Why on earth are there half-elves, and half-orcs, but no half-dwarves, or half-gnomes?"
I asked my girlfriend and she said, "I don't know. Are you thinking of mating with a gnome?".
No.
But seriously... some human said "woah look at that orc, OH BABY !!!"... and 9 months later a half-orc appeared. But somehow that same human thought, "look at that gnome girl, NO WAY AM I DATING THAT !!!"
I don't understand why someone would turn down a gnome, or a dwarf girl, and drive up in his car and hit on the orc girl instead.
Half-elves can exist, the product of a human and an elf, but NO WAY CAN WE DUMB WRITERS WRITE ABOUT HALF GNOMES !!!
I'd much rather read about a half-gnome than some wussy half-elf any day.
And, why are all the halves, ALWAYS half human? Why can't a half-elf be half dwarf? Or why can't a halfling mate with a dwarf?
We have half-elves, WE COULD HAVE HALF-HALFLINGS !!!
And if yer some fool who wants to breed with an orc, maybe you might consider marrying a giant frog?
And, while we're at it... if a giant is twice the size of a human. And a halfling is half a man... why aren't giants called doublelings?
OK that would be dumb I agree, BUT NOWHERE NEAR AS DUMB AS SOME DUDE WANTING TO MARRY AN ORC !!!
If you want to marry an orc, please, seek help.
I asked my girlfriend and she said, "I don't know. Are you thinking of mating with a gnome?".
No.
But seriously... some human said "woah look at that orc, OH BABY !!!"... and 9 months later a half-orc appeared. But somehow that same human thought, "look at that gnome girl, NO WAY AM I DATING THAT !!!"
I don't understand why someone would turn down a gnome, or a dwarf girl, and drive up in his car and hit on the orc girl instead.
Half-elves can exist, the product of a human and an elf, but NO WAY CAN WE DUMB WRITERS WRITE ABOUT HALF GNOMES !!!
I'd much rather read about a half-gnome than some wussy half-elf any day.
And, why are all the halves, ALWAYS half human? Why can't a half-elf be half dwarf? Or why can't a halfling mate with a dwarf?
We have half-elves, WE COULD HAVE HALF-HALFLINGS !!!
And if yer some fool who wants to breed with an orc, maybe you might consider marrying a giant frog?
And, while we're at it... if a giant is twice the size of a human. And a halfling is half a man... why aren't giants called doublelings?
OK that would be dumb I agree, BUT NOWHERE NEAR AS DUMB AS SOME DUDE WANTING TO MARRY AN ORC !!!
If you want to marry an orc, please, seek help.