CrusaderMichael
Active Member
Forever I kept hearing about how bad Orcs chapter is... Orc this... Orc that.
I actually prefer Orcs to the Fairies and planned on lining the Fairy exit portal street with cow dung as a fitting farewell to the Fairies I despise so much.
But you veterans of the game deceived me... i was soooooooo happy the orcs were coming.... NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS ORCS AND GOBLINS !!!!
So I wake up and all the cow dung I had placed on the final Fairy portal street so they'd have to walk on it, I find the Goblins have plastered every building in town with it. THIS WILL TAKE WEEKS TO CLEAN UP... mainly cuz I'm lazy and Orcs don't seem to even mind the smell so they won't help.
NEXT TIME YOU TALK ABOUT ORCS CHAPTER DON'T CONVENIENTLY LEAVE OUT THE GOBLINS PART !!!
I'm tempted to quit the game but... I won't...
(invents a pressure washer in game and gets to work)
I actually prefer Orcs to the Fairies and planned on lining the Fairy exit portal street with cow dung as a fitting farewell to the Fairies I despise so much.
But you veterans of the game deceived me... i was soooooooo happy the orcs were coming.... NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS ORCS AND GOBLINS !!!!
So I wake up and all the cow dung I had placed on the final Fairy portal street so they'd have to walk on it, I find the Goblins have plastered every building in town with it. THIS WILL TAKE WEEKS TO CLEAN UP... mainly cuz I'm lazy and Orcs don't seem to even mind the smell so they won't help.
NEXT TIME YOU TALK ABOUT ORCS CHAPTER DON'T CONVENIENTLY LEAVE OUT THE GOBLINS PART !!!
I'm tempted to quit the game but... I won't...
(invents a pressure washer in game and gets to work)