Hey, wait a minute...you can't be dishing out free tips! I'm supposed to get 50% royalty on Don't Judge Me: The free-spirit Handbook to #1 Greatness, Sometimes #2! You signed on the dotted line!I mostly work on AWs and rearrange my city to make it more efficient when waiting for the next chapter. I don't particularly enjoy the Guest races - I'm much happier working on the tourney, spire and AWs and hanging out with my FS.
I don't think hanging out doing nothing is in the Don't Judge Me: The free-spirit Handbook to #1 Greatness, Sometimes #2!.Hey, wait a minute...you can't be dishing out free tips! I'm supposed to get 50% royalty on Don't Judge Me: The free-spirit Handbook to #1 Greatness, Sometimes #2! You signed on the dotted line!
Depends. Am I the publisher or the ghost writer of this soon to be #1 Bestseller?Or is it?
hanging out doing nothing
The key, I've found, to avoiding cripplingFirst, they're all like, "I have a katribijillion runes. Oh look, she's still working on her GA. Haha, how cute!" Then after they waterboard you with a rune waterfall, you'll find yourself saddled with a KP debt in the -4000s. And that's how they get you! You see, it takes *them* a whole damn village to obtain #1 Greatness and *you* need to hold down 5 jobs to pay off your wonder KP debt since you only have like 5 tourney provinces to play with each week. Now you have to squire for them while they rake in 10k+ points in tourney, get their coffee, ghostwrite their handbook for them, be their marketing department, and act as their publicist, managing and running their PR campaigns for them too. And that, my friend, is how they can afford to be
I was thinking ghostwriter AND publisher; otherwise, how can I hang out and do nothing?Depends. Am I the publisher or the ghost writer of this soon to be #1 Bestseller?
I think we have you at -6000 now. It's how we ensure you can never leave.First, they're all like, "I have a katribijillion runes. Oh look, she's still working on her GA. Haha, how cute!" Then after they waterboard you with a rune waterfall, you'll find yourself saddled with a KP debt in the -4000s. And that's how they get you! You see, it takes *them* a whole damn village to obtain #1 Greatness and *you* need to hold down 5 jobs to pay off your wonder KP debt since you only have like 5 tourney provinces to play with each week. Now you have to squire for them while they rake in 10k+ points in tourney, get their coffee, ghostwrite their handbook for them, be their marketing department, and act as their publicist, managing and running their PR campaigns for them too.
Dubious honor.Edit: Oh noes…you’re now the boss!
Are you in need of a marketing director for your book too? For 50% of the receipts, I will help market your book. I am also willing to forgo a take of the book sales for a percentage of the licensing fees instead (think Zooftopia, the theme park). Negotiable. After all, who would have heard of Don't Judge Me: The free-spirit Handbook to #1 Greatness, Sometimes #2! without me pushing for it?I should write a book on this.
It does seem I need another job now that my debt has somehow grown the size of a level 30 wonder, even though I don’t have wonders that large yet between yesterday and today, so there might be some suspicious usurious interest at play. Do I trust myself to take out a bigger loan if the books are cooked?I was thinking ghostwriter AND publisher;
@Matrickz As the title of the book Don't Judge Me: The free-spirit Handbook to #1 Greatness, Sometimes #2! implies, it seems you should always take the path of leasthow can I hang out and do nothing?
<checks clipboard> As your publicist AND marketing director, I must advise against a Hotel California themed recruiting campaign. After all, it’s also in my interest that you don’t scare the new players away because I need someone smaller than me to slide into the bottom of the totem pole on the roster page. You chapter 20 people are twiddling your thumbs with no wonders left to build and therefore, are not frightened by KP debt. However, it’s hard to catch a fresh fish under 30k with all this debt talk and future as an indentured servant.I think we have you at -6000 now. It's how we ensure you can never leave.
I appreciate the gesture, but blueberry muffins, esp from Starbucks, are already pre-claimed by @Villanesque. (I have one in my signature to thwart attention away from anything I may have actually said in a post that may get me in trouble.)Heckel @crackie, then give her blueberry muffins and say something about buddy being good, but priests rock.
Normally, I’d be jaded and tired of all this book reading talk around here, but I’ve recently joined the publishing industry so I am now all in and all for the book reading propaganda talk around here.Read a book or the forum.
Oops.<checks clipboard> As your publicist AND marketing director, I must advise against a Hotel California themed recruiting campaign. After all, it’s also in my interest that you don’t scare the new players away because I need someone smaller than me to slide into the bottom of the totem pole on the roster page. You chapter 20 people are twiddling your thumbs with no wonders left to build and therefore, are not frightened by KP debt. However, it’s hard to catch a fresh fish under 30k with all this debt talk and future as an indentured servant.