Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
And now for my favorite joke as of late. (I heard this on NPR, I believe).
Two avid baseball fans are arguing if there will be baseball in heaven. One is of the opinion that God will have so much for them to do they won't have time for baseball. The other argues that without baseball you can hardly call it heaven. The argument goes on for a long time until they both become very heated. At this point God shows up to settle the matter.
"Will there be baseball in heaven?" they ask.
God nods wisely. "The answer to that is difficult to reveal for it involves some good news, and some bad news. The good news is, 'yes,' there will be baseball in heaven."
Both fans are ecstatic. They jump up and down and scream in delight for a full five minutes before they hear God sigh. Then, remembering there was some 'bad news' with the good, one of them asks, "What's the bad news?"
God nods, sighs, and answers, "you are both on the roster for Wednesday's game."
AJ