like like like like like!Week 6: Childe Ergolas77 to the Spire of Eternity came and righteously conquered it! Following is my RL interview with this Spire Master that was conducted entirely in an ancient aborigine's dialect once spoken in the Australian Outback during the 900s B.C. The language itself is primarily made up of snorts, clicks, wails, and burps. Only 8 1/2* people in the entire world still know this language and we just happen to be two of them. Fairly lucky right?
*= I rounded up.
I enter the room a few days after Ergolas, dragging sacks of gold, necklaces, and bracelets...left over loot from the FA. Ergo is busy taking notes in the center of the room. He seems very intense for someone with such a small city, and I feel bad for him as such, poor guy. He is known to some in our guild as "Baby Ergy".)
Q1: How did you manage to finish the Spire so quickly (or at all really)?
A1: I've been doing Spire a long time; it is an exact science and very easy to accomplish once you have done it as long as I have. (I nod encouragingly but I wonder how he can be so confident with such a lack of experience and resources)
Q2: What was the hardest part of your Ascent?
A2: Doing it while also running the FA for this FS and my other was a bit tricky, but I had several...hundred...pages of notes from my previous forays to help me out. (I frown, what other FS?)
Q3: What would you change about the Spire?
A3: It doesn't make sense. You run into ghosts who bring thousands against you in battle. Where do they keep those thousands? How do they get them into the hall? Unlike the FA, it's not logical. (I shake my head. The FA is logical? We just spent days tossing gold, diamonds, and even hats down a friggin hole in the middle of an ocean. Literally!)
Q4: Which FS is your favorite? /cough traitor /cough /cough
A4: The one I run is my favorite, sorry. (I look at him perplexed) Ebon, I have one word for you: "ElvenStats.com". Please man, you're embarrassing yourself. Come on! How could I run the FA if I was so new to the game? Why would I be put in charge of it? (I shrug, still confused, he IS the "Baby Ergy" right?)
This interview was originally done right after the last Fellowship Adventure, when he had just recently come on board, and we were working out the kinks with his directions. This FA that we are currently all in? We are ranked 7th on the server with 73 hours left...so he is doing a bang-up job for us!
I will post the next episode: "Week 7: Childe Bellawynn to the Spire of Eternity Came" on Wednesday. Thanks for reading!